Marilize Leguana

chocahontas:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

squashs:

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

imsoshive:

imsoshive:

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

Nvm she called back